Other People Shit (Audible Audio Edition) CV Hunt Jeff Bower Books
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There's a pandemic. People are turning into clowns. Society isn't interested in finding a cure or treating the infected as humans. But when unconventional couriers begin to harass the contaminated, and clowns start disappearing, a band of transformed coworkers set out to find answers.
Other People Shit (Audible Audio Edition) CV Hunt Jeff Bower Books
Every time I pick up a book by C.V. Hunt, I know that I am going to be left totally satisfied. The author has a witty, in-your-face sense of humor that makes me laugh out loud wherever I am. There is also a bleakness to her stories which is countered by the moxie of her anti-heroes. In O.P.S., a clown epidemic is turning regular people into jesters. They awake fully made up and clothed in clown attire. This is no laughing matter. The clowns are cruelly shunned by the general public and are relegated jobs cleaning public toilets. When men in suits riding bicycles with blinking Christmas lights begin to stalk those who are different, the clowns find themselves in a dangerous predicament. They must band together and use their talents to protect themselves. Will they overcome the men in black and Fred Savage? Can they kick ass in those floppy shoes? I will give you a hint: they are aided by Sasquatch. The lesson learned by the end of this book is that whether you wear large shoes with your toes exposed or dress shoes that are neatly tied, there will always be someone above you who needs you to clean their slop. C.V. Hunt, you have done it again.Product details
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Other People Shit (Audible Audio Edition) CV Hunt Jeff Bower Books Reviews
Imagine waking up one morning and you're a clown. Face paint, floppy shoes, the whole bit. No one knows why it happened and no one really cares because everyone hates clowns. That is only half the story though.
The other half deals with clowns disappearing and mysterious bicycle riders that have Christmas lights on their bikes. In a 96 page book you would assume that at some point this story would collapse like a clowns whoopie cushion but it doesn't and even throws in one of the most unlikely villains you'll ever enounter.
This is a bizarro tale that truly captures your attention because C.V. Hunt had given us a well written tale that may be short but it is far from boring. This is the type of bizarro story that isn't overly offensive or bizarre. Granted a story that revolves around clowns may seem pretty out there but it actually isn't.
Other People's shit is well written and handles the subtle plot changes really well. The characters may seem a bit crude and rough around the edges and Isaac may in fact be a bitter bastard but he woke up one morning and he was a clown so I can understand why he's a bit bitter.
C.V. Hunt has given us an interesting novella that won't really help if you're scared of clowns or nor will it help if you're sexually attracted to clowns. It does happen to be a great addition to the bizarro genre so if you're a fan then pick this up.
I worked at the mall once. In a clothing store. My second day on the job someone took a s*** in the fitting room. Just left a big, brown steamer laying right there, on the bench. My boss made me clean it up. I guess because I was the new guy or whatever. I wrapped a bandana around my nose and mouth, put on some rubber gloves, got as many chemical disinfectants as I could find, and I scrubbed that nasty fitting room down top to bottom. The whole time I wondered what would compel a person to do something like this.
The next time it happened was a few years later. I was working at a lingerie store. This time, some lady decided to piss all over one of the fabric stools the store provided for customers to rest their items on. It was soaking wet. Again, it fell on me to clean everything up. I once again donned some rubber gloves, covered my nose, and dragged that rancid stool out the back door to the dumpster. I remember thinking, “I must have bad luck or something. This isn’t something that happens all the time, is it?”
The third time it happened, I was working at yet another clothing store. This woman changed her baby on the sales floor and instead of throwing the diaper into a garbage can like a normal human being, she mashed it into a display chair we had sitting out. She then left the store, leaving her baby’s s*** everywhere. But this time, as I was cleaning it up, I found her car keys. Apparently she forgot those as well. I knew she’d be back eventually looking for them. She wasn’t going to get very far without them. So I took her baby’s diaper, opened it up, and stuck the keys inside. I swirled it around, making sure every single key was caked with poop. An hour later she came back. “Did I leave a set of car keys here?” she asked me. “You left all kinds of s*** here,” I told her as I handed her back her dripping, crap-filled diaper.
My point is this I may be a clown. I may be bottom rung. I may spend the rest of my life cleaning up other people’s s***...
...but at least I got books by C.V. Hunt to keep me san
Every time I pick up a book by C.V. Hunt, I know that I am going to be left totally satisfied. The author has a witty, in-your-face sense of humor that makes me laugh out loud wherever I am. There is also a bleakness to her stories which is countered by the moxie of her anti-heroes. In O.P.S., a clown epidemic is turning regular people into jesters. They awake fully made up and clothed in clown attire. This is no laughing matter. The clowns are cruelly shunned by the general public and are relegated jobs cleaning public toilets. When men in suits riding bicycles with blinking Christmas lights begin to stalk those who are different, the clowns find themselves in a dangerous predicament. They must band together and use their talents to protect themselves. Will they overcome the men in black and Fred Savage? Can they kick ass in those floppy shoes? I will give you a hint they are aided by Sasquatch. The lesson learned by the end of this book is that whether you wear large shoes with your toes exposed or dress shoes that are neatly tied, there will always be someone above you who needs you to clean their slop. C.V. Hunt, you have done it again.
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